Royce The 5′9 siger SWAG? NEJ TAK!

Bedst som min “SWAG? NEJ TAK!”-kampagne syntes at være gået i sig selv, kommer der hjælp fra uventet kant. Det er ingen ringere end Royce The 5′9, der som bekendt er ude med en EP med en eller anden hvid rapper, som kun få kender. Herpå er der en skøn duet om uterlige kvindfolk, og efter ham den hvide er blevet godt knotten på sin white trash medpassager, går det ikke stort bedre for gode gamle Detroit-Royce. Han rapper:

“Uh, pull up to the club in a Porsche, not a Pinto
While Marshall’s at a white trash party, I’m at drama central
I walk up in there looking at my phone, on Twitter tweeting
I’m feeling a bunch of bitches looking at a nigga, cheesing
I get approached by this little skeeser
She asked me am I the realest G, cause I’m Gucci from head to feet
I said, yeah, I’m really is cause I spit in your man’s face
Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season
She said I’m feeling your big ego, wait, am I talking wrong?
I said nah, I’m a walking Kanye/Beyonce song
She said I’m mad at you, I said why?
She said why you never make songs for chicks as if it’s hard to do?
I said I make songs for me, leave the studio
And go and fuck the bitch who belong to who making songs for you
She said I’m feeling your whole swagger and flow, can we hook up?
I said, umm, you just used the word swagger… so no!”

Hør nummeret her:
Eminem & Royce The 5′9 – The Reunion

Og glo evt. på giffen imens, det bliver sjovere for hver gang: